- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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