- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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