- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

that wall over there ->

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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