a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Anti Joke

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