What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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