- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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