What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Anti Joke

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