- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Dead girls can't say no.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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