Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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