- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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