Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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