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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Justin Bieber.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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