- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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