- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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