- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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