what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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seek beauty

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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