- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Gus's mom

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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