Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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