Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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A pope meets another one

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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