What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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