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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

I am a mime

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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