Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A man goes to the potty.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A guy walks into a bar

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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You know what's natural? Bears.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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