Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Anyone can post anything.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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