A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Racial Equality

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

HELLO EVERYONE

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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