What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Prostitution is bad.......

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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