- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

A man was shot. He died.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Tommy got neutered.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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