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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

My children are mistakes

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

save me from the nothing ive become

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

women's rights.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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