- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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