theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Penis

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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