A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Cheese

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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