A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Women's rights.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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