what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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THE GAME

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Anti Joke

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