Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Chicken

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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