How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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