- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What would u like to drink?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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