- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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