- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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