- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

roses are red violets should be purple

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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