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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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