Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

The FCC

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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