What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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