- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Who invented apple? God

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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