Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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