what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

what to call someone thats gay zak

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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