- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

binladin walks into the american seals

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Everybody will die

So FDR walks into a bar.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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