- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Have you ever heard of a goose?

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Asian women drivers...

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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