What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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