- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

rent a cops

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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