- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Tim likes girls

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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