- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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