why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call an arab ?

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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