Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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