what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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