Killing your friend as a joke.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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