roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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