why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Double-whammy

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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