- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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