- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

where's mom I killed her

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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