How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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