- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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