jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

I love you

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

homosexual rights to marriage

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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