- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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