How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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