Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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