- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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