Female rights.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

your moms my other ride

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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retard

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

British Dentistry

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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