How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Anti Joke

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